JOKES
Mother: Son why are you home early today?
Son: Because I was the only one that could answer a question.
Mother: Oh, what question?
Son: Who threw the eraser at the principal?
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Son: Hi mom I am home early today.
Mother: Why are u home early today?
Son: Because the teacher said “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.”
Mother: And…?
Son: And I asked, which end.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: It rained last night. The road was so wet and slippery that for every step I made forward, I slipped backwards two steps.
Teacher: Well, if it rains again tomorrow, start walking in the opposite direction.