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News ID: 111718
Publish Date : 24 January 2023 - 21:34
 
 
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.”
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: ““Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
 
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A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”
 
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The first twelve months of children’s lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!

 

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