A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day an old man started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife.
“Really, the others replied and asked what was it called?”
After thinking for a few seconds the old man said, “What are those good smelling flowers called again?”
“Do you mean a rose? His friend questioned.”
“Yes that’s it, he exclaimed.”
Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”

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A patient was very scared about going to the eye doctor to get a certain procedure done on his eyes.
The doctor tried to put him at ease but to no avail. It was after he finished with his first eye that the patient nearly jumped out of the chair.
“There there”, he said “only one eye left!”