JOKES
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken gives you?
Student: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the sheep gives you?
Student: Mutton!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of a renowned college in the field of Information and Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of 125,000 Euros a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of six week vacation fully paid, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 40% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Of course, but you started it.”