A four-year-old girl had a terrible case of the flu, she was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse. After waiting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office for over an hour she was finally admitted to see the Doctor.
After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and checking her ears, the Doctor looked in her eye and said, “So what would you say is bothering you the most?”
Without skipping a beat, she promptly answered, “My brother, he always breaks my toys!”
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As a teacher I often send home notes with children to inform the parents that their child’s behavior can use some improvement. I received the following letter from one student’s father,
“Dear Class Teacher, my son is sorry he didn’t do his homework last night, he will never do it again.”
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Bahman was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”