Wednesday 21 August 2019
News ID: 69267
Publish Date: 13 August 2019 - 21:26

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning.
Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported that their lateness was because their car got a flat tire.
That’s fine the teacher said much to the students relief.
But there was an oral test this morning which you boys have to make up, so please have a seat and take out a piece of paper.
"Now for the first question, which tire was flat!”
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A biology teacher was teaching her class about the flow of blood in the body.
 After the class lecture she asked the class the following: "Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet don’t turn red?”
She was taken aback when a boy blurted out, "That’s because your feet aren’t empty!”
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A man walked into the office in a school. "Excuse me,” he said to the secretary "I would like to come to school; I want to learn to read and write.”
"OK,” the secretary responded in a bored voice, "just fill out this form.”
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