Question: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Answer: Because they take too long to iron!
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Question: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Answer: Because they use honey combs!
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Question: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An investigator!
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Question:  Why did the math book look so sad?
Answer: Because it had so many problems!
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Question: Where do cows go for entertainment?
Answer: To the mooo-vies!
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Question: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
Answer: They wave!
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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner!