Question: What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
Answer: A dead end.
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Question: Two waves had a race. Who won?
Answer: They tide.
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Question: Where can you find an ocean with no water?
Answer: On a map.
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Question: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
Answer: The letter H.
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Question: What happened when the magician got angry?
Answer: He pulled his hare out.
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Question: What room has no walls?
Answer: A mushroom.